Here's a picture from the day after Bella came home from the hospital.

Isn't she the tiniest cutest thing? Don't I look terrified?

OK, so I was thinking last night, that there are so many reasons why Bella being here is a miracle. And I'm not talking about the hospital or any of that. What I mean is, that there are so many ancestors of Bellas that had NO BUSINESS having children. None. Whatsoever.

If any of those people had any sense at all, Bella would not be here.

You know who you are. And if you're reading this, I guess I should say, "Thanks for just barely managing to not completely destroy your children." Now go skulk back to your evil, evil life.