Once in a while, I like to look at the job market.
While checking out a site listing marketing jobs in Minnesota, I found this.
Swine Marketing Nutritionist.
Department Name – Commercial & Lifestyle Business – Swine
Business Unit – Feed
Wow. Must have a Ph.D. in Swine Nutrition, which is funny, because I think pigs will eat anything. Slop. I mean, I used to work in catering and we used to scrape all the dishes into these big red barrels, that the pig farmers would come pick up a couple times a week. Yes, we threw pork in there. There’s something wrong with that. That and the fact that the barrels weren’t refrigerated. Iew.
Now, the real kicker is the top requirement: Must be creative and futuristic in thinking
Um… futuristic. Like, what we’ll feed pigs in space? (Muppet reference intentional.)
Crazy.
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